The Most Important of Lore: Hats

Approximate date and time I decided the Citadel-folk as a people wear hats: 12/16/2023, 12:00 A.M.
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Approximate date and time I realized this has unforeseen and incorrect implications with Isotta’s pre-established character quirk: 12/16/2023, 12:02 A.M.

Footnote 1: ‘You’re an idiot.’ — the Twisted Jerk
Footnote 1A: Approximate date and time I mentally smacked my administrative assistant upside the head for being rude: I 12/16/2023, 12:04 A.M.